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20 Things You Never Hear A Magic Dealer Say
1. “Put the trick in your act for a few weeks, and if you don’t like it, send it back for a full refund.”
2. “Would you care for a 50% discount on that order?”
3. “Yes, of course I’ll explain exactly how it’s done before you buy it.”
4. “I’ll mail the items straight out to you - just pay when you can.”
5. “No, I’ll be happy to set up my dealer stand on the fourth floor.”
6. “Let me just write the measurements of the prop down for you.”
7. “Don’t worry about leaving any gaps in the convention programme.”
8. “Just take it all out of the packet and have a good look.”
9. “Come back and see me after we close and I’ll be happy to run through the handling of the 8 routines.”
10. “Yes, we have packed up, but I’ll just nip back out to the car and get you the swami gimmick.”
11. “Has the prop got worn out over the last 15 years? Do have another on the house.”
12. “No, I don’t mind demming that again for a sixth time.”
13. “I don’t want your money.”
14. “I know I paid for 12 foot of space, but the 6 foot you’re offering will do fine.”
15. “Tell me all about your act.”
16. “I think you’ll find this item cheaper on the stand over there.”
17. “Would you like to show everyone how you perform this trick?”
18. “Magic magazine advertising is too cheap.”
19. “I make a lot of money at the IBM Convention.”
20. “I think it’s a case of the more dealers the merrier!”
