The Comedy Zone

The Party

Person 1: "So, what do you do for a living then?"
Person 2: "I'm a plumber."
Person 1: "Really, how interesting! You must come round and fix our central heating sometime."

Person 3: "So, what do you do for a living then?"
Person 4: "I'm a singer."
Person 3: "Really, how interesting! Go on then, give us a song."

Person 5: "So, what do you do for a living then?"
Person 6: "I'm a hairdresser."
Person 5: "Really, how interesting! Bet you can't change my wife's hairstyle (ha, ha!)"

Person 7: "So, what do you do for a living then?"
Person 8: "I'm a bank manager."
Person 7: "Really, how interesting! But what's your REAL job?"

Person 9: "So, what do you do for a living then?"
Person 10: "I'm a scientist."
Person 9: "Really, how interesting! Do you know Einstein?"

Person 11: "So, what do you do for a living then?"
Person 12: "I'm a professional magician."
Person 11: "Oh, yeah. Pass the crisps will you"